Ms. Perfect: Does She Exist?
Nobody is perfect, as we all know. But there surely are certain generalized features which easily make up the universal image of a perfect woman. These features are very different, but women themselves are not at all the same, are they? Sometimes these universal perfect female's character traits sound very sophisticated, sometimes they represent men's simple and earthy desires and preferences.
Tastes differ not only when it's about food, after all. That's why so many men, so many female features which are considered perfect. Some men prefer slim women, others are much more into chubby type and some freaks are even deeply fond of fatties.
To most men intelligence is not an important quality in a female, however, many gentlemen (especially middle-aged ones) are very keen on smart women. They are fascinated by the way these brilliantly-brained fair creatures move their grey matter up and down like a merry-go-round, shake it and make the most of it. To put it juicelessly simple, these rare men even find smart women sexy.
Some men even prefer their perfect ladies to have great sense of humour. Sounds quite unbelievable, doesn't it? Why? Well, because most men want their women to laugh at their jokes only, without having any splendid opportunity to boast their outstanding female humouristic skills. But I'm gonna have to disappoint you here because these male species are most likely very eager to make use of their women's ability to take things easy i.e. with sense of humour. In what way, you may ask.
The answer is simple – they are just unworthy jerks or losers who desperately crave to be treated and genuinely viewed as slightly eccentric young men by their perfect ladies. In any case, this version is not always adequate that's why try to treat the whole situation easy (haha!). Jokes apart, if you are lucky to have found an honest man, your Mr. Right, who genuinely appreciates your great sense of humour, then you really are out-of-this-wordly lucky!
Most men are universally unchangeably excessively into beautiful women, that's an axiom. They love with their eyes, that's why if you are hot enough, no need to show any other (less touchable and kissable) virtues, you already are perfect in their heat-hungry eyes.
These sophisticated male species with such an aesthetic taste also prefer their perfect Aphrodites not to smoke or drink, even though they themselves are perfectly allowed to do so. In any case, they cannot stand the awful smell when they kiss their heavenly creatures absolutely without thinking that this smell may bother their ladies – heavenly creatures with heavenly patience – we're speaking of Perfection, after all!
No slightest shadow of a doubt, any man wants his perfect fair lady to love him and nobody else but him. In an ideal, it is quite possible. Sometimes these rare females are findable in simple situations under quite earthy circumstances, the only thing needed to finally find them is attention to detail which refers to men only when it's about the details of women's looks.
No matter what colours a man uses to imagine his Ms. Perfect, they are not at all dull or grey or uninspiring. Irrespective of whether a man is considered Mr. Right or not, he invariably longs to find the best woman on Earth. He is sure he'll find such woman, and we must say, this confidence is quite justified. Because Ms. Right is much easier to find than Mr. Right, that's a fact.
Oh well, it's high time we switched to females' point of view on the subject now that we've already started blowing our feminine covers.