Loves You
A woman – no matter how stunning she is or how unique her personality may be – is not perfect (not your perfect lady) if she doesn't love you dearly. Yes, men appear to be selfish enough to love women who love them in most of their love cases. There are exceptions of course, but in fact, it really is natural to tend to love people who love you too, don't you think so?
In order to prove to your perfect man that you are his equally perfect woman – or at least some pseudo-perfect inferior creature – you should try really hard.
Meet him with a warm smile on your face whenever he comes back home (from work?) all worn-out and exhausted, shouts at you, demands dinner and his usual beer and TV (TV equals football).
Cater to him paying only positive attention to his slightly outrageous behaviour, try to understand that he has been (working?) all day long without as much as a break (don't you dare doubt it!). Prepare his favourite dish and his favourite drink – chips and beer – at least it's so easily 'cooked'. Watch football with him, put your head on his shoulder, tell him how greatly his messy hair looks, how lovely his glasses hang down his tired nose, how charmingly he gulps his beer, how sophisticatedly he swears whenever the game is not worth anything let alone the candle.
Try to understand that your man is tired to perform long and romantically sensual shows especially for you, that's why be eagerly ready to enjoy your fitful quickie. Maybe he'll just throw his head on the pillow beside you and will fall asleep peacefully snoring like a Russian tractor. Never wake him up because of his snoring, try to kiss it all away – preferably without trying to breathe with your nose for the scent that comes from your perfect man's afterbeered mouth is just too good to be smellable.
In the morning, when your man wakes up, make sure you are standing in front of him with healing aspirin, a glass of gasless mineral water (his favourite) and – what a gas – trying to kiss him again and then give him the cure for his cute hangover.
Hold him tight for him to understand that he is wanted, loved and cherished, that you are not going to let him go – you've been chasing this beer-smelling happiness for so long, after all, no sense to let go now that you have finally caught him. Look into your perfect man's eyes, tell him how much you love him and how little purpose your life has when he is not there by your side, snoring and grunting behind your sleepless back. Tell him that everything's gonna be ok – at his work, in your relationship, everywhere. You are a senseless machine who needs neither reassurance nor a shoulder to lean on. You are kind, gentle, understanding enough to make your perfect man perfectly sure that you love him and only him, nobody and even nothing else (you've already sacrificed your career and most friends for him, so rejoice!).
Cook him his favourite breakfast – eggs over easy and juicy bacon, his beloved fresh orange juice and then sugar it all with another kiss. If you are patient enough to bear all these tortures or simply love your man so much that you do not notice his imperfections, than yes, be sure that he already considers you perfect.